Shopping with a moungoes

Situation:
The aforementioned friend (TAF) in Flashed !!! and his friend were out shopping. "TAF" (a guy) was getting restless with the moungoes' inability to make up her mind.

TAF: Why don't you buy this one. It looks awesome! *pointing at a top*
Moungoes: No.
TAF: How about this? *pointing at another top*
Moungoes: Nah.
TAF: This one? Come on! It's got your name written all over it! *pointing at yet another top*
Moungoes: But my name's not "Mango" !

Moungoes !!!

Charles

Situation
We were at a cake shop (might have been under some influence) while Moungoes got a call. We are were wondering who she was speaking to.

...
Moungoes: Yes highness. Where you right now ?
I: Highness ! Who you speaking to, mum ?
Moungoes: No.
I: Charles ?
Moungoes: No

Its cold

Situation
At around 3 AM, we decided to go to a beach and spend the night there. It was extremely cold that night. Moungoes decided to come in a thin shirt.
We reached the beach. We were lying on the damp sand and looking up while Moungoes decides to spend his night with the local beach dogs.
After some time, I noticed that Moungoes was shivering.

I: Dude, take my sweater. I really don't need it for a while.
Moungoes: No dude I am good.
I: Take it, I really don't need it.
Moungoes: No seriously, I am fine. The dogs will keep me warm.

Garlic bread

Situation
My friend and I had decided to have a beef steak for dinner. The waiter(Moungoes) gave us some complimentary garlic bread just after we ordered.

I: I think we need more garlic bread.
Friend: Yep.
I [speaking to Moungoes]: Could I have some garlic bread ?
Moungoes: There. [Pointing to the almost empty garlic bread plate]

Stop

Situation
We (I and Moungoes) were driving back from work. Dave Matthews was playing in the background and foreground.
We were at a traffic light and had and decided to switch the car off for a while.

Moungoes: You know the car didn't switch off. I think it is because the A/C is on.
I: What ?
Moungoes: I will show you. [The car switch off]
I: Why would you think... [and I got interrupted]
Moungoes: Wait I will show you ?
I: Stop. You are giving me stuff to write about.
Moungoes: I am telling you, the lights came back on.
I: You won't stop.

[A Moungoes hunter happened to be the Moungoes in this situation]

Flashed !!!

My friend told me about this particular incident.

Situation:
My friend's friend (who's also my friend but its better this way since he told me the story) had got a new flashlight and was sitting in a cafe with Moungoes. He was fiddling with the flashlight a lot that day. After a couple of days passed by, my friend, his friend's friend and his friend's friend's friend(Moungoes) met up.

My friend's friend: What's up?
Moungoes: Nothing much. How you guys been?
My friend: Good.
My friend's friend: Good. you?
Moungoes: Good. Hey what happened to the 'thing' you were flashing the other day and were playing a lot with?
My friend: What?
My friend's friend(a little confused and amazed at the same time): ?????.... aaaahh...??

Crazy friend

Situation
My friend and I were at a party where we were listening in on a conversation of two other people (a common woman + Moungoes). They might have been under the influence of alcohol but I doubt that their conversation would have been more intelligent even if they weren't.

Common woman: ...
Moungoes: ...
Moungoes: You know we were at this party sometime ago when my friend introduced me as her 'crazy friend'.
Common woman: What did they say ?
Moungoes: Everybody said, 'Hi crazy friend!' [The tone suggested a feel of pride in the wit of their greeting]

At the mall

Situation:
Moungoes, a couple other and I were at the local mall. When we noticed that Moungoes had changed the shades (the dark glasses) she was using.

Couple other and I: Weren't you using different shades before ?
Moungoes: Yes.
Couple other and I: Why did you change them ?
Moungoes: Because it was hurting my head.
Couple other and I: Wait, why were they on your head anyway ?
Moungoes: To hold up my hair.

About this blog. Who is Moungoes ?

History, those, people and my Belief
History
Common man started out to be quite dumb compared to where we are now. There was a lack of intelligence in common man. Of course there were those who made what the world is today, but the point to be noted is that there were only 'those' not all (everyone).

Common men have been just living off the accomplishments of 'those' who make the world what it is today. They have never been in situations that needed them to portray/exercise their intelligence. Due to which, over a long long period of time, their intelligence (if intelligence could be a measured entity) has just increased by a very titsy unit. While 'those' who mold this world got REALLY intelligent.

Those:
Refers to the men, and of course women, :
. who mold this world
. who add/give meaning and purpose to our existence
. sometimes as simply put as 'think'

People:
Common man + 'those'

My Belief
Intelligence is going to rule this world one day. It is going to become a standard.

Every part of everyday would no longer be of what is seen and heard, but also of the activity in the peoples' minds and the harmony that is established due to the resonance of the thought process that the people involved share.

Piece of meaning, Lack of intelligence (LOI), Situations and Moungoes
Piece of meaning (POM):
'Those' create many entities that I call 'Pieces of meaning' (POM) to create what ever they want to create.
These POMs were created with the intention to always, ALWAYS, perform one and only one operation.
These POMs when used together completes the creation.

e.g. A curtain rod's usage is only to hold a curtain up.
It is was not created to be used (even if it can or not):
. As a header for a curtain
. As a pole to be held onto while trying to reach for something above it
. As a pole to hit someone who

.. Walks near a window they are not supposed to
.. Wonders what other usage a curtain rod can be

Lack of intelligence (LOI):
When used refers to a combination of:
. Lack of intelligence
. Usage of wrong intelligence.
. Usage of a POM for an unintended (unintended by the creator) purpose

Situations:
Situations (in this context) are the times in which the common man portrays or uses his (LOI) to deal with situations.

Moungoes
A Moungoes could be a common man in a 'situation' or one of 'those' in a situation'. But most of the time it is just one of the common men !

Moungoes hunter
One who writes about Moungoes situations.

What is to be noticed
In a 'situation' to be noticed is, the display of LOI by the Moungoes(s) involved. The LOI might not be clearly visible, it might need some intelligence.

Use the comments for any queries or comments (!) on the post.

Reason for the necessity for the vagueness in the LOI of the post:
In an effort not to discover/give rise to the Moungoes in you.

Note:
This blog is not meant to be funny.